Friday, 7 July 2006

Well, male strippers are not what they used to be!

I am not a prude by ANY stretch of the imagination, but the things I saw last night were just…well…disgusting.

Back in the day, the strip joint I frequented, Tropicana in downtown Toronto, was a clean, small little place with some pretty classy peelers (I know, I know, oxymoron). They would strip to their g-strings and the girls would laugh and carry on and have a grand old time. If you were lucky, the stripper would see you frantically waving a two dollar bill over your friend’s head and they would take her up on stage to embarrass her a little bit. By “a little bit”, I mean putting the money in her shirt and fetching it innocently with his mouth, or lying her down and “going through the motions”.

Well…

Last night was a totally different story. They stripped down to nothing and only held a small white towel over their “naughty bits”. If a woman was taken up on stage, she was molested, humiliated and completely disgraced! The things they were doing to these women were, to say the least, vile. The worst part was that there was a woman there by herself, about my age, and she was paying her OWN way up on stage! Over and over again, she would take out her five dollar bill and go up on stage, anxiously awaiting her turn. She was SO into the whole thing, we were all ready to vomit! The men were all pretty disgusting, save for two who did their show together…they were pretty hot, but imagine the “damage” two of them can do to one woman…oh it was bad.

We laughed our asses off all night and then decided at about 12:45 that we wanted to go to Denny’s for some breakfast. At 1:00 in the morning, I was porking out on eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, toast and tea. I felt like a teenager again.

This morning was a whole other story. I felt like DEATH. I have been groggy all day and I am suffering for my partying ways. Didn’t I just post last weekend that I can’t handle the partying and drinking any more? Never again, never again…hmmm….same old story huh? Pin It

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